Another Stupid Meme

Are you guys sick of theses yet?

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.


I Fear…

[ ] The dark
[ ] Staying single forever
[x] Being a parent (my kids are gonna need soooo much therapy)
[ ] Giving birth
[ ] Being myself in front of others
[ ] Open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 2

[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: 3

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns (creepy but I’m not afraid of them)
[ ] dolls (also creepy, but not scary)
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists (not afraid of them either, just hate them)
[ ] tornadoes

Total so far: 3

[ ] hurricanes (you think iwould be after living through so many, but no)
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th (I celebrate each one)
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween (loves it!)
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up

Total so far: 3

[ ] creepy noises in the night (I is making them)
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood (I kinda love blood, so no…)
[ ] dinosaurs (how could you be afraid of something that’s been dead for millions of years?)
[ ] the welcome mat (...the hell?)
[ ] high speed (only if it involves death. Otherwise I’m good)
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Final Total: 4

I’m not really afraid of shit. Except (like Askrata ), zombies. We’re all fucked the day they take over. At least he's got my back.