Bring out Yer Dead

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Here's one.
That'll be ninepence.
I'm not dead.
What?
Nothing. There's your ninepence.
I'm not dead.
'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Yes he is.
I'm not.
He isn't.
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
I'm getting better.
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
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No really though, I am alive, and very busy.
I'm taking 2 Psych classes
Differential Equations
Fundamental Geometry
and Calculus 3

It's intense

I am working an a new composition. the mushroom song is off to a good start
It's about damn time
But tragically, i still have had no time for art

Anyway,here's a 2 second meme, sorry it's all i got for you guys for now



RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)


Kissed one of your DA friends?
Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

Ever told a lie?
Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty

Kissed a picture?
Guilty

Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty

Held a snake?
Guilty

Been suspended from school?
Guilty

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Guilty

Been fired from a job?
Guilty

Done something you regret?
Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty

Kissed in the rain/snow?
Guilty

Sat on a roof top?
Guilty

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Guilty

Sang in the shower?
Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty

Shaved your head?
Innocent

Slept naked?
Guilty

Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty

Donated Blood?
Guilty

Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty

Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty

Been too honest?
Guilty

Ruined a surprise?
Guilty

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
Innocent

Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Guilty

Joined a pageant?
Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty

Had communication w/ your ex?
Guilty

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Guilty

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
Innocent

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty

Thought about suicide
Guilty

Thought about murder?
Guilty

How bout mass murder?
Guilty

Tried illegal drugs and the like?
Guilty

Rode on a stranger's vehicle?
Guilty

Stalked someone?
Guilty

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
Guilty

Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Guilty

In love?
Guilty


The Stairwell:

:thumb132908006: GABRIEL by cetrobo Orange Blue by Matthias-Haker :thumb84826423: :thumb150792256: 70's by ladyrapid
Aren't these works lovely?



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Askrata's avatar
Baww, Monty Pythonnnn!

ILU

And also. Where was I when you were drunk before an exam? It wasn't at Keuka, was it?